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    The News Kraut

    Konrad Werner digests today's top Teutonic news and regurgitates it as a pellet.

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    Amok-Mama

    Jacinta Nandi's gonna trample on your beliefs on a daily basis.

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    Nite Life/Nite Death

    D. Strauss' insomnia = the depletion of your trust fund. Good luck.

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    Vexed & Perplexed

    And you thought you hated Berlin? Here's a bit more to complain about.

Amok-Mama
Sunday, 07 Mar 2010

KINDERFREUNDLICHE DEUTSCHE

First up, this bitch in Prenz'l Berg banned kids from her sodding cafe. Mano. You're not welcome anywhere when you got a kid. The only thing you can do is stay in and hide. Only you can't even do that ... read more
Thursday, 04 Mar 2010

A BIT BROWN

So, read this blog from the Guardian about how awful it is to be a bit brown and totally fit. It's a bad combination. This girl has been asked almost a million times where she "really" comes from, and ... read more
Tuesday, 02 Mar 2010

realization

Rico's starting to get all, like, erm, paranoid that I think he's a Nazi and stuff. We were watching Bedknobs and Broomsticks when he suddenly hears German. He gasped: "Mum! They're talking German!" B ... read more
Wednesday, 24 Feb 2010

Bourne in Berlin

Awright, awright, so sue me, I am a thousand years out of date with this, but I finally watched the Bourne Identity and Supremacy last night. Fucking excellent, the first one was better though, I had ... read more
Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010

Down mit Denglisch!

So, Deutsche Bahn's gonna stop using Denglisch. Hmmmmmmnnn. I'm not one of these language fascist types who wants to see the use of Denglisch in all public places banned, or whatever. I secretly suspe ... read more
Friday, 19 Feb 2010

dilemma

Would you rather be FOR THE DAY: a) a German girl, and know what it is to have German sex, perfect, gleichberechtigt, totally pure, I'm thinking Heidi Klum & Boris Becker, only they left the Kana ... read more
Wednesday, 17 Feb 2010

SHAME ON YOU

So you know how I feel about German Werbetexters. I don't think they should all be shepherded into a clean, white room by scientists and shot in the fucking head or anything. BUT ONLY JUST. It's all t ... read more
Tuesday, 16 Feb 2010

ANOTHER SMASHING FASCHING

Me and Rico woke up at six in the morning to put the finishing touches on his Robin Hood costume. He wore an old green sweat shirt of mine, whose* sleeves I had cut off, and then those sleeves as gian ... read more
Sunday, 14 Feb 2010

VALENTINE'S DAY MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE SHITE

Valentine's Day is a load of capitalist crap. Sexist, capitalist, ridiculous, meaningless, all-invented-by-dickhead-greeting-card-manufacturers-anyway CRAP. I know it is. I really don't want to get a ... read more
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