Amok Mama: Children are fucking idiots

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• To the historian commenter again

  I realize the historians disagree on who started the census in the whole birth of Jesus episode, but do they agree on whether it was carried out in preparation for the Second World War or not? Why did you not address this? It must say it somewhere in all those history books you've read.

  Posted by Benjamin Knight October 21, 2011 01:58:06

• @Jacinta

  Your son has a point about Germanic "economic interface", though. I LOVE how I can get (literally) sheared at a German hair-dresser without having to go through the small-talk routine of holidays, previous jobs, weather, Master Chef, or (in case of Liverpool) who's doing time for what - then just get up, and pay! Yey!

  Posted by Mike October 20, 2011 15:51:51

• @Melly

  I am a child of the world

  Posted by Yacinta October 18, 2011 22:27:55

• Are you really a Brit?

  you write like Americans talk. Are you sure you're from East London?

  Posted by melly October 18, 2011 22:08:42

• There's nothing wrong with cursing

  but when it's used to compensate for poorly written crap like that, it loses any of its humour value.

  Posted by beef curtains October 18, 2011 18:13:10

• The anti-cursing posters...

  ...have a lot of hang-ups.

  Posted by Fannyman October 18, 2011 17:13:05

• hungry

  Man I want to eat that sausage.

  Posted by jack October 18, 2011 11:44:40

• I love you Berlin but you're getting me down

  Oh, swearing, how very avant-garde, a sure sign of a poorly executed filler piece like this is the liberal use of the f-bomb.
  No doubt the author felt incredibly brilliant tapping that out on her MacBook whilst sitting in a cafe surrounded by hoards of other morons tapping out similarly vapid diatribes.

  Posted by beef curtains October 18, 2011 10:59:55

• iss doch eh wurst

  i enjoy se humor of se brits. senk you very much indeed, darling.

  Posted by wurstbonbon October 18, 2011 10:48:43

• Thing is

  I was gonna write "Herald" and then I thought "Hang on, his name wasn't Herald, was it?" So I googled it and got Herod. As if I can remember what I learnt in Assembly in 198fucking7

  Posted by Jacinta October 17, 2011 18:49:01

• Fanny-flaps

  If the historians disagree, how do you know it wasn't Herod?

  Posted by Benjamin Knight October 17, 2011 16:36:01

• @Offended

  I am offended by your lameness...and your inappropriate capitalisation. Leave off. The woman has a point.

  Posted by October 17, 2011 16:18:11

• Fair point...

  As a caring parent, I thoroughly enjoyed your post, Amok. However, you forgot to mention how utterly moronic babies are.

  Posted by Dad October 17, 2011 16:02:15

• Offended

  Children are our Future, this is very Disrespectful. I Am Offended For All Children Out There

  Posted by October 17, 2011 15:28:13

• Offended

  children are our Future, this is very Disrespectful, I Am Offended

  Posted by October 17, 2011 15:26:39

• Please,

  King herod didn't call the census, it was called (the historians disagree) by the governor Quirinius under the reign of Augustus. Is it possible to write an article without copious swearing and abuse? If it were, interesting articles would be a whole lot more readable.

  Posted by Andrew Smith October 17, 2011 14:59:06

• Enjoyed!

  Haha I really enjoyed this.

  Posted by Anonymous October 17, 2011 14:33:56

• Amok Mama: full of horseshit

  I've read several of Amok Mama's "contributions" and am convinced she is incapable of writing anything that is not utter horseshit. Complete waste of space and an embarrassment to ExBerliner.

  Posted by William October 17, 2011 13:49:15

• come on man,its bad enough you're a veggy

  fake and gay

  Posted by October 17, 2011 13:44:57

• U'RE AN IDIOT, GROW UP

  WTF??? I'M SHOCKED, BURN IN HELL

  Posted by October 17, 2011 13:38:15