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October 17, 2011

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To the historian commenter again

I realize the historians disagree on who started the census in the whole birth of Jesus episode, but do they agree on whether it was carried out in preparation for the Second World War or not? Why did you not address this? It must say it somewhere in all those history books you've read.

Benjamin Knight more than 3 years ago

@Jacinta

Your son has a point about Germanic "economic interface", though. I LOVE how I can get (literally) sheared at a German hair-dresser without having to go through the small-talk routine of holidays, previous jobs, weather, Master Chef, or (in case of Liverpool) who's doing time for what - then just get up, and pay! Yey!

Mike more than 3 years ago

@Melly

I am a child of the world

Yacinta more than 3 years ago

Are you really a Brit?

you write like Americans talk. Are you sure you're from East London?

melly more than 3 years ago

There's nothing wrong with cursing

but when it's used to compensate for poorly written crap like that, it loses any of its humour value.

beef curtains more than 3 years ago

The anti-cursing posters...

...have a lot of hang-ups.

Fannyman more than 3 years ago

hungry

Man I want to eat that sausage.

jack more than 3 years ago

I love you Berlin but you're getting me down

Oh, swearing, how very avant-garde, a sure sign of a poorly executed filler piece like this is the liberal use of the f-bomb.
No doubt the author felt incredibly brilliant tapping that out on her MacBook whilst sitting in a cafe surrounded by hoards of other morons tapping out similarly vapid diatribes.

beef curtains more than 3 years ago

iss doch eh wurst

i enjoy se humor of se brits. senk you very much indeed, darling.

wurstbonbon more than 3 years ago

Thing is

I was gonna write "Herald" and then I thought "Hang on, his name wasn't Herald, was it?" So I googled it and got Herod. As if I can remember what I learnt in Assembly in 198fucking7

Jacinta more than 3 years ago

Fanny-flaps

If the historians disagree, how do you know it wasn't Herod?

Benjamin Knight more than 3 years ago

@Offended

I am offended by your lameness...and your inappropriate capitalisation. Leave off. The woman has a point.

more than 3 years ago

Fair point...

As a caring parent, I thoroughly enjoyed your post, Amok. However, you forgot to mention how utterly moronic babies are.

Dad more than 3 years ago

Offended

Children are our Future, this is very Disrespectful. I Am Offended For All Children Out There

more than 3 years ago

Offended

children are our Future, this is very Disrespectful, I Am Offended

more than 3 years ago

Please,

King herod didn't call the census, it was called (the historians disagree) by the governor Quirinius under the reign of Augustus. Is it possible to write an article without copious swearing and abuse? If it were, interesting articles would be a whole lot more readable.

Andrew Smith more than 3 years ago

Enjoyed!

Haha I really enjoyed this.

Anonymous more than 3 years ago

Amok Mama: full of horseshit

I've read several of Amok Mama's "contributions" and am convinced she is incapable of writing anything that is not utter horseshit. Complete waste of space and an embarrassment to ExBerliner.

William more than 3 years ago

come on man,its bad enough you're a veggy

fake and gay

more than 3 years ago

U'RE AN IDIOT, GROW UP

WTF??? I'M SHOCKED, BURN IN HELL

more than 3 years ago

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