Dave is a tough guy, a former nightclub bouncer. So even though he knows squat about art, he’s a good fit to guard a new, controversial work at a gallery. At first glance, it’s just a giant image of Je sus on the cross. But peer a little closer, and you’ll see it’s made up of zil lions of pictures of breasts. Suddenly, Dave finds himself in the middle of a fierce debate about contemporary art and religion. English Theatre Berlin presents Nick Hornby’s short story as a monologue, performed by British actor Jesse Inman.