Jürgen R. Weber is the director and composer of the upcoming zombie opera "What the Fuck". The Hamburg-born Berliner will shoot his first feature film "Open Wound" in spring 2014, God and crowdfunding willing.
17:00 I go to Dussmann for opera recordings and subtly look for some arty porn like Mein Auge.
19:00 A hold’em tournament at the casino Spielothek Echo.
1:00 Hermannplatz for an opportunity to improve my MMA techniques in a street fight with some drunken idiots.
3:00 A Thai beer at My Thai Bar. It’s also a whorehouse.
13.00 Paintball with my son at Paintgalaxy.
19:30 Off for an evening at the Komische Oper to see Barry Kosky’s staging of Le Grand Macabre with the most exciting toilet scene in opera history.
23:00 Fun with drunken British tourists at the Gold Club.
9:00 First up is a Catholic mass in St. Adalbert-Kirche.
11:00 Head to a matinee of Baroque music at the Musik- instrumenten-Museum.
14:00 Time for a vanilla milkshake at McDonald’s (any one in town).