This spot has suffered a heavy club turnover over the years, hosting Deep and Trend, among others. But the former kindergarten, concealed in a park off Prenzlauer Allee, has gone back to its roots, and even features a toy room for early morning thumbsucking.

Most importantly, there are fetching bargirls in school uniforms with their legs exposed behind the bar. The music is the usual Berlin standards, and they get some big names, considering the relative cosiness of the situation: Mediengruppe Telekommander was punking it up the night we showed, followed by some contrastingly tasteful minimalism. And some very drunken sloshing around. But then, we're all children at heart, particularly when chemically altered and unemployed. General music/drug of choice: techno/Beck's