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Christian Wulff

The media scoff at ex-President Christian Wulff for "blaming everyone but himself," but they're doing exactly the same. more

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Pop quiz: which of these two is more corrupt? A) taking hundreds of thousands in party donations from luxury carmakers, or B) getting a complimentary bowl of fruit in a hotel. more

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Carpet

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Konrad's fingers are sore from scraping the bottom of the barrel – this week's hot political scandal in Germany? A slightly cheaper carpet. more

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Prince

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See, now look what you've done, you foolish lefties. You've popped the boil, and all the mutant tadpoles have come out of the eggs that their mother laid in your flesh. That's right. The German royal family is back. more

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Please, for fuck's sake, just let Christian Wulff listen to "Over the Rainbow". It's a nice song. And what the fuck is a Zapfenstreich anyway? more

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Jacinta Nandi wants to have Deniz Yücel's babies – lots of babies with lots of Migrationshintergrund. Plus, she thinks Wulff was brilliant and that Gauck's an idiot. And her boyfriend agrees with her – except for the bit about Denis Yücel. more

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Müllermilch

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You know when you're with a sensible German boy at the supermarket, having a really reasonable conversation, and he just keeps on bringing out the devil in you? Jacinta Nandi does. more

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Thanks to a certain Salford genius, Konrad has figured out what Christian Wulff is for. more

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Lonely balloon

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German President Christian Wulff has been keeping a skeleton in his closet. But it's about the size of a sparrow. more

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