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Prince

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Konrad Werner: Monarch-spawn

See, now look what you've done, you foolish lefties. You've popped the boil, and all the mutant tadpoles have come out of the eggs that their mother laid in your flesh. That's right. The German royal family is back.

Mar 16, 2012 by in The Berlin Blog (3 Comments)

Konrad Werner: Suppository prank?

Please, for fuck's sake, just let Christian Wulff listen to "Over the Rainbow". It's a nice song. And what the fuck is a Zapfenstreich anyway?

Mar 9, 2012 by in The Berlin Blog (5 Comments)

Amok Mama: Babies with lots of Migrationshintergrund

Jacinta Nandi wants to have Deniz Yücel's babies – lots of babies with lots of Migrationshintergrund. Plus, she thinks Wulff was brilliant and that Gauck's an idiot. And her boyfriend agrees with her – except for the bit about Denis Yücel.

Feb 28, 2012 by in The Berlin Blog (2 Comments)

Müllermilch

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Amok Mama: Slightly libellous

You know when you're with a sensible German boy at the supermarket, having a really reasonable conversation, and he just keeps on bringing out the devil in you? Jacinta Nandi does.

Feb 21, 2012 by in The Berlin Blog (4 Comments)