Blog Entries

Amok Mama: Two-pronged attack

Jacinta Nandi is on the offense… against her body. She has a new diet plan that guarantees she’ll be thin and rich by following two simple rules. Or maybe three. Or possibly four. more »

Jun 17, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (1 Comments)

Amok Mama: Gossip girl

Jacinta Nandi doesn't really know what the difference between being interested in gossip and being interested in literature is. more »

Jun 10, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog

Amok Mama: That terrible orgasm

Jacinta Nandi always had this vague idea that she probably had a G-Spot and everything. more »

Jun 3, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (1 Comments)

Amok Mama: The penis blog

Jacinta Nandi thinks slightly bendy penises are hugely enjoyable, actually. more »

May 27, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (3 Comments)

Amok Mama: Sex & Spargel

Jacinta Nandi says that Germans think Spargel is the answer for everything more »

May 21, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (4 Comments)

Amok Mama: Lots of ironing and blowjobs

Jacinta Nandi knows what she did wrong and she knows what she is going to do better next time. The ironing. more »

May 13, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (6 Comments)

Amok Mama: Poetry after Auschwitz

Jacinta Nandi doesn't mean to belittle the Holocaust, she just finds blogging real hard at the moment more »

May 7, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (2 Comments)

Amok Mama: Exberliner's next intern

Jacinta Nandi knows one of the perks of being an intern at Exberliner Magazine. And its enough to put the awe in her son, Ryan. more »

Apr 29, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (6 Comments)

Amok Mama: White man syndrome

Jacinta Nandi's German mate is suffering from white man syndrome and she thinks it sounds awful. more »

Apr 22, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (8 Comments)

Amok Mama: Anne Frank – now she's a Belieber

Justin Bieber is just a kid. And who knows? Maybe Anne Frank would've been a fan, if he'd been around back then. more »

Apr 16, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (8 Comments)

Amok Mama: Incredibly tiny penises

Jacinta Nandi thinks that German boys who get upset about the "Innen" ending have incredibly tiny penises. more »

Apr 12, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (2 Comments)

Amok Mama: Paranoid fantasies

Jacinta Nandi's a bit paranoid. But the trouble is, living in Germany, there's just SO MUCH to be paranoid about. more »

Apr 2, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (5 Comments)

Amok Mama: What does "expat" actually mean?

Jacinta Nandi's German mate wants to know what the difference between an expat and an Ausländer is. Trouble is: Jacinta's not sure either. more »

Mar 25, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (5 Comments)

Amok Mama: Those love letters I never got

Jacinta Nandi has never received a love letter. She thinks it's because she has these chunky sausage legs – solid and sturdy like tree-trunks. Or something. more »

Mar 18, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (2 Comments)

Amok Mama: Hugely unattractive

Jacinta Nandi wonders why German men sound so hugely unattractive when speaking English. And she knows it's not their fault. more »

Mar 11, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (11 Comments)

Amok Mama: Fish 'n' Chips & Spreewaldgurken

Jacinta Nandi's written a book! In German. She'd probably never have written it though if she'd really known how bad her German was. more »

Mar 4, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (7 Comments)

Amok Mama: Not the rose, but near the rose

This is Jacinta Nandi's official opinion on whether expats should learn German or not: probably. more »

Feb 25, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (11 Comments)

Amok Mama: Flirting as a Kampfsport

Jacinta Nandi can't actually be bothered to read all of the Aufschrei articles. But she knows whose side she's on. Probably. more »

Feb 4, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (1 Comments)

Amok Mama: A Lot of Fucking Blood

German women are crying out against sexism and sexual harassment, and Jacinta Nandi really wants to be solidarisch. But it's a little bit hard sometimes – if you come from England. more »

Jan 28, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (7 Comments)

Amok Mama: My non-racist son

What should you do with racist terms in kids' books? Should you cut them out or leave them in? Jacinta Nandi's son knows what he thinks. more »

Jan 21, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (9 Comments)

Amok Mama: Best joke ever

Jacinta Nandi really wants to be respectful towards religious people. They just make it kind of hard sometimes. more »

Jan 14, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (5 Comments)

Amok Mama: My racist son

Kids are innately racist and Jacinta Nandi's son is no exception. But she thinks they're making progress. more »

Jan 7, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (9 Comments)

Amok Mama: New Year's resolutions

Jacinta Nandi's made her New Year's resolutions. Have you? more »

Jan 2, 2013 by in The Berlin Blog (6 Comments)

Amok Mama: Rakete 2012

See the year out with a bang – Jacinta Nandi's next Lesebühne is on December 27 in Hipster-Paradise, Ä. more »

Dec 24, 2012 by in The Berlin Blog

Amok Mama: Racism-O-Meter

Jacinta Nandi's been living in Germany so long, she can no longer tell the difference between proper racism and German "Satire". more »

Dec 17, 2012 by in The Berlin Blog (6 Comments)