You really, really have to be a 15-year-old girl to find Stewart and Pattinson’s vampire love romantic, and a 10-year-old boy to think that Pattinson or Lautner is cool. The writing – true to the book – is pedestrian at best, and no one in the young cast seems to have any idea why they’re there and where they’re going. Strictly for teens.
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE | David Slade (USA 2010) with Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner. Opens in Berlin cinemas July 15.