This week finally some justice for Berlin’s oppressed landlords, as the constitutional court reins in the unfettered greed of tenants who won’t give them their last fucking tin of beans. Meanwhile, two leaders bash the hell out of each other as conservative politicians prove once again how mature they are, and Merkel takes over the country while everyone’s distracted by the shit show in her party. And: Does Jack Daniels really count as whisky? Consider the conundrum solved. Hurrah!