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Germany is deep into the Yuletide season lockdown, and a lonely Christmas is on the horizon – and yet the German population will start getting vaccinated BETWEEN THE YEARS, or ZWISCHEN DEN JAHREN. But who gets to go first? Definitely not Konrad, because sitting in your pyjamas all day eating coconut macaroons and drinking Jim Beam with Lime is not considered an essential occupation. Go figure.