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Konrad Werner: Wir lieben die Qveen

German people don't really love the royal family, like everyone says. They just think British people are […]

Berlin

Konrad Werner: Lisping, twitching Nazi cunt

Konrad has got death-threat envy. It's not fair – he's said way worse things about Thilo Sarrazin […]

Berlin

Konrad Werner: You have failed me for the last time, Admiral Norbert

Darth Merkel is getting nervous about next year's election – you can tell because she is starting […]

Berlin

Amok Mama: Don’t mention it

So, Jacinta Nandi doesn't want her kid to grow up to be the kind of German who […]

Politics

Konrad Werner: Only the corrupt separate sport and politics

Whenever a fat, powerful man says we should "keep sport and politics apart," something stinks of corruption […]

Berlin

Tax time!

Tax deadline is creeping up on us. And for the 2011 return, it may be May 31, […]

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